Is it weird to think that edible bird houses are cruel?
Come, birds, build your home in this charming, quiet abode. Perfect for nesting! Abundant food supply! Water nearby!
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It seems to be getting smaller? No, your family is just growing and thriving! I see you’ve made new windows! Good choice; it really opens the place up!
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MUAHAHA! Take that, you dumb gluttonous bitches!
